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Total Medals Earned: 67 (From 15 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,415 Points

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Happy Hatter Unlocked 1/17/10
25 Points
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Clam Sham Unlocked 1/17/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Something Fishy Unlocked 1/17/10
100 Points
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Hatter, Mad 25 Points The Hatter seems Madder.

Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Out With a Ding Unlocked 9/13/10
25 Points
Beat the Game
Brain 10 Points The more thoughtful problem solver.
Brawn 10 Points The more aggressive problem solver.
Lucky Rabbit's Foot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/95 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown Unlocked 11/30/09
10 Points
Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Bully Unlocked 10/1/09
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Savior Unlocked 10/4/09
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Spitter 25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Playboy 50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 2/9 (50/500 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 6/26/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Escape Pico's Mansion

The Secret Room Unlocked 11/4/09
10 Points
Find the Secret Room
Die Unlocked 11/4/09
25 Points
Really? That's even possible?
Master Thief Unlocked 11/4/09
25 Points
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Gluttony Unlocked 11/4/09
50 Points
Get all the candy.
Escape! Unlocked 11/4/09
100 Points
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money Maker 10 Points Money won't buy back the time you wasted.

Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/220 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/26/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/26/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Honey Horror Unlocked 10/26/09
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/26/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/26/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Pest Removal Unlocked 10/26/09
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
Get Stoned Unlocked 10/26/09
50 Points
Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It Unlocked 10/26/09
50 Points
Drop all ten stones
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 8/18 (165/500 points)

HEXEP

Beat Level 7 Unlocked 11/3/12
5 Points
So you've figured out how the game works..
Make a level 5 Points Get creative with the level editor
"Invest" 2 hours in the game 10 Points All things in moderation. Especially breaks, don't want to overdo it with those.
Beat Level 13 10 Points That's the easy part out of the way.
Beat Level 17 10 Points That was the small-scale stuff. Literally.
Beat Level 24 25 Points Onto the elite four! Spoiler: there's a fifth. I hated when that happened in the Pokemon games.
Beat Level 28 25 Points Nearly there, two more to go! Hexagons probably aren't high up on your list of favorite shapes right now.
Complete HEXEP 50 Points Nice!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/140 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 6/3/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Larry And The Gnomes

Warm Up Unlocked 6/12/10
5 Points
Complete the Tutorial Level
AAAARRG!! 5 Points Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Destruction 5 Points Kill over 50 Gnomes
Meet the Mage Master 5 Points Fight the Boss in ACT I
Accidental Archeologist 10 Points Discover ancient Skull Statues
ACT I 10 Points Complete Act I
Power Kill 10 Points Kill a Gnome in one hit
ACT II 25 Points Complete Act II
Bash the Boar 25 Points Fight the Boss in ACT II
Blood Lust 25 Points Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Mass Destruction 25 Points Kill over 100 Gnomes
ACT III 50 Points Complete Act III
Fight the Freak 50 Points Fight the Boss in ACT III
Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
ACT IV 100 Points Complete the Game!
Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points Fight the Gnome King!
Convenience Mining 100 Points Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sword Connoisseur 100 Points Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Kingdom Key Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kratos Blade Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Master Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sting Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sword of Ancients Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Buster Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Frostmourne Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lightsaber Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/1,000 points)